So, I was putting Madeline in bed this evening and she says, "today we celebrated Chester Cheetah's birthday at school."
"Cheetos' corporate pitchman, Chester Cheetah?"
"Yeah, we had cheetos and birthday cake."

Is the Albemarle County school system trying to make life-long cheetos eaters out of the kids? What products will they push in junior high and high school?
Bizarre, but my dad would have approved.